Last Friday, on my way home from work, a rogue bag kite flew out from the wooded area along the Cross Island Pkwy and got caught in my front grille. The bristling noise interrupted an attention grabbing-War of the Roses bit-on KTU. (sorry to those unfamiliar and from distant places)
Once untangled from the nose of my CRV the circulating winds may well have carried the fugitive bag toward Little Neck Bay and caused distress for a swan or an egret.
Weekend getaway frustration involves more than just dodging potholes. I wondered if the event was triggered by the negligent disposal of another driver, or the untidy garbage collection of a nearby resident.
I grumbled above the radio, “Damn bags!” Then I thought, “Damn dilemma”.
I tried to speculate
if I could go Costco style on everything I purchase and lug each item, for all
eternity, back home by transferring one or two at a time from cart to car and
car to house. “Doubtful”, I muttered. “I’d snap, surely”, is the confirmed
reply I issued to self.
Then my brain
cramped a little more as I realized that I needed that flying bag kite back so
I could clean the cat litter box later that night. And my neighbor needs two to clean up after
her dog.
I began
thinking about Mayor de Blasio and the recently proposed NYC plan to subject
plastic and paper bags to 10 cent penalties.
As I
approached the LIE merge, it dawned on me that I’ve also been missing out on
the 5 cent per bag credit for packing with reusable’s that’s offered at my
supermarket.
“Am I crazy?”
I wondered aloud. I really fell down on
that one. It’s better than coupons. I can by a bushel of reusable bags, pack just
a couple of items in each at checkout and walk away with about three bucks each
time I shop.
But then between
my ears I heard a voice say “maybe that’s the wrong spirit”. We need to help the environment. That’s the plan. Yes, help the environment.
Still driving
along, and feeling fuzzy about the details, I had to put on hold any attempt at
figuring out the dog poop with the bare hands quandary. It’s just too complicated even with hands free
technology. But with a determination for
openness I tried to presume that the research is done. Right?
All this must have been carefully figured out to address the major
culprit-those damn flimsy, omnipresent, flying high over ball fields and City
and Town Halls everywhere-bag kites.
Now with the
sharp turn of my exit near I wanted to make a decision and so I declared “What
the heck, I’ll try it, first thing in the morning I will go out and buy a bunch
of those reusable bags”.
I guess there
will be varieties and choices to make.
Do I choose cotton,
canvass or polypropylene bags? Do I look
for bags made in the USA? Or maybe since
I’m new to this I should just stick with the cheapest products. Yes, that makes sense; browse the section
made in China or elsewhere around the globe.
The bags smartly produced on much more raw material and energy. The well traveled bags demanding enormous fossil
fuel consumption on their trek back from Asia.
The colorful, stylish bags made without any trepidation of lead blends
in the paints and dyes.
The bags
that I will vow never to leave at home, or in the other car, or with my son at
his Little League practice. The magical
bags that will avoid contamination by spills and bacteria and muck and mud and
that will live on in the trunk of my car for perpetuity.
The
liberating reusable’s that I promise to monitor and cherish with honor and full
disclosure. The esteemed bags upon which
I solemnly swear to not accept credit for when hauling home cardboard and hard plastic
packaged vitamin supplements or thick plastic detergent bottles. And conversely, I pledge to speak up when the
gentlemen next to me buying pineapples in his kite bag at the express line is
penalized.
Finally now,
I reached home. Radio off. No more thinking or research. Just action.
But then,
with keys in hand, as I tripped on my winter weary and organic lawn a different
vision and vow came to mind.
An environmental
vow that is void of vagueness. A vow
that has clarity and that doesn’t involve a lot of math, variables and time
charts in order to pick the slightly lesser of two evils.
It goes like
this. I will care about our aquifers and waterways. I will care about our wildlife and cancer
risks and will not use even one ounce of chemicals and pesticides between my picket
fences as we move headlong into landscaping season.
It is a
simple vow that requires no substitutes.
Grass already knows how to grow without chemicals. It’s been happening for millions of years.
I closed the
door behind me and thought, bags, bags, bags: we need to conserve and contain
them.
Water,
water, water: we need to love and respect it.
© 2014 Christopher’s Views
